For years Fiddledaddy has been emailing me articles that he happens upon about subject matter which is detrimental to my health and well being. Finally I just blocked him.
But because he is technologically proficient, he found a way around this.
Many of the articles that he has sent me have had to do with the dangers of my antiperspirant. Evidently, my Degree has been trying to kill me for years. Antiperspirants contain aluminum, which is a toxin and has been linked to Alzheimer’s, brain disorders, respiratory problems, and possibly cancer.
But still, I fought to keep my beloved Degree. Some years ago, to humor him, I tried some of those hippie crystal doo-da sticks and it was a FAIL. So because I’m somewhat stubborn and may have issues with someone telling what to do, I revolted.
Well this has been an ongoing
argument issue in our home, and the girls were beginning to smell my rebellion. As it were. Finally Fiddledaddy told me he would step out of the argument if I could get JUST ONE OF MY DOCTORS to agree that it was okay for me to use a product that contained aluminum.
What luck. I have lots of doctors. Surely one would back me on this.
But I was wrong. They all said to jettison the Degree. Fiddledaddy tried hard not to let loose with his I TOLD YOU SO, but his smirk said it for him. One of my doctors who loves to rely on natural remedies, told me to squirt a shot of Magnesium Spray (his go-to pain reliever, but it also acts as an anti-fungal) under my pits.
But what he didn’t take into account was that Magnesium Spray STINGS LIKE A THOUSAND TINY BEES. Especially if one is apt to, you know, SHAVE. I’ve finally landed on Arm & Hammer Essentials deodorant. It works better than most. But I tell you, ALL THE HOT FLASHES, are giving my new deodorant a run for its money.
Raise your hand high if you’ve given up antiperspirant! And, if so, have you found something that doesn’t make you want to flap your arms like a bird?