Around our house, if it’s someone’s birthday week, we head to Disney World for a day. Our passes have expired, but we still have the Disney water parks at our disposal. But, Blizzard Beach is closed until the end of March, so that left us with Typhoon Lagoon.
Which is an exceptionally fun water park. And it was VERY not crowded.
My only issue with this water park, or any water park for that matter, is that when you must use the facilities, the paper seat covers transform themselves into paper mache if you are the slightest bit damp.
But Disney more than makes up for this by NOT installing mirrors in their water park bathrooms. Because let me tell you, NO ONE looks good at a water park, and why be reminded.
And another thing, a water park is really the only place that I feel okay in my own sausage casing, also known as the bathing suit. Because evidently, most of the other guests are under the false assumption that lycra is an endangered species, so the less the better.
MY EYES, MY EYES.
We met up with some family, and a wonderful time was had by all. Fiddledaddy made a little video to celebrate my first time at a water park, wherein I had no need of a wheelchair. I am still unable to negotiate stairs, but the best ride there comes equipped with an elevator, for just such people.
Crush ‘n’ Gusher. It rules.