Our Disney passes expire tomorrow, so we spent our last waning hours at the happiest place on earth today. We chose Epcot, because we knew it would be crowded, and Epcot is the park you want to go to if you have to go when the crowds are up.
We stayed through the last fireworks and had a blast. Pun intentional. It was the picture perfect day until we were packing up into the van. I leaned in to strap Jensen into his seat, and gave myself a lobotomy. I was fully committed to the act, and I can tell you this because I saw stars, and crumpled when I hit my head on the top of the car door.
Fiddledaddy was relieved that I did not lose consciousness, as he suspected from the thunk. He envisioned himself having to hoist my dead weight up into the passenger seat. And he was doubly relieved that I did not utter a $5 cuss word.
Nay. I suffer in silence.
Anyhoo. That’s all I have to say about Disney World for now.
In other news, I was recently interviewed by The Mom’s Guide to Dental Health and they posted a few teasers on their blog site. Thankfully they did not ask me about other uses for a child’s toothbrush. I would have relayed a recent conversation from my kitchen: “MOMMY, why are you using my toothbrush to clean the mushrooms?” “Because it’s way softer than the vegetable brush.”
Yes, the toothbrush in question had been sanitized before the mushroom brushing, and the child was relegated a new one. And no, even when this particular child is at their most rotten, I’ve never used their toothbrush to clean anything else…
You all know what a freak I am about my VitaMix. I just learned that the VitaMix Corporation is selling their reconditioned VitaMix (this is the one that I got several years ago and it’s still going strong) for just $359.00. It comes with the cookbook, starter DVD, and a 5-year warranty. This is an unbelievable price.
I’m an affiliate of Vita-Mix (see my right sidebar) and if you ever order from me, you get free shipping. Just use my affiliate # 06-003916 when ordering. Just sayin’.
(Additional note re: Vita-Mix site: When you click on the link on my sidebar, and you get to the site, look in their left sidebar and click on “Special Deals” and you will land on the page that has the reconditioned Vita-Mix for $359.00. Is that clear as mud?) Allrightythen, my commercial has ended.