I’m in the middle of a full blown mid-life crisis. Which is really only mid-life if you are counting on me making it to 100. And still be fully functional.
Which doesn’t look good, since body parts are already failing/or falling off at an alarming rate.
To celebrate my mid-life meltdown, which, WHAT LUCK, has happened to fall on my actual birthday, I believe I’ll be taking the day off. There will be no homeschool today, no laundry, no cleaning of any kind, NO COOKING, and I have vowed not to oversee the wiping of anyone’s behind.
Fiddledaddy has scheduled a massage for me at our gym. Though sadly I have learned that my beloved Sven is no longer the resident masseuse. And all meals will be eaten out. Either by drive-thru, or by me planting my behind on a nice naugahyde booth type seat.
I may even throw caution to the wind and have TWO blended coffee drinks.
To cap off my day, I’m planning to hit the Beall’s Outlet store because I finally qualify for THAT unspeakable discount.
And they’d better card me.
Have a terrific day everyone!