When I’m old I shall wear a purple hat

I’m in the middle of a full blown mid-life crisis.  Which is really only mid-life if you are counting on me making it to 100.  And still be fully functional.

Which doesn’t look good, since body parts are already failing/or falling off at an alarming rate.

To celebrate my mid-life meltdown, which, WHAT LUCK, has happened to fall on my actual birthday, I believe I’ll be taking the day off.  There will be no homeschool today, no laundry, no cleaning of any kind, NO COOKING, and I have vowed not to oversee the wiping of anyone’s behind.

Fiddledaddy has scheduled a massage for me at our gym.  Though sadly I have learned that my beloved Sven is no longer the resident masseuse.  And all meals will be eaten out.  Either by drive-thru, or by me planting my behind on a nice naugahyde booth type seat.

I may even throw caution to the wind and have TWO blended coffee drinks.

To cap off my day, I’m planning to hit the Beall’s Outlet store because I finally qualify for THAT unspeakable discount.

And they’d better card me.

Have a terrific day everyone!

August 10, 2010

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