You may be interested to note that the dead fish was not the only thing flushed over the weekend. After some extensive research into Oxycodone addiction, Fiddledaddy encouraged me to rid myself of the remainder of my prescription.
The following is a snippet of the conversation that followed all the googling.
Him: Evidently, from the research offered, Oxycodone really doesn’t do all that good a job as a pain reliever. It just makes you not care that you’re in pain.
Me: So what’s your point?
Me: But. Couldn’t I just keep like, 3 of them, you know, in case of an emergency???
So, no need to worry there….
I’m more concerned about the mental angst I’m passing onto my children. When Jensen spotted a brand new column of Ritz Crackers sitting on the kitchen counter, he piped up, I’M FEELING STRESSED, CAN I HAVE SOME RITZ CRACKERS?
Fiddledaddy: “Where did you get the idea that Ritz Crackers helps stress?”
Jensen aims his pointer finger at me.
This is when I took my column of Ritz Crackers and hastily left the room.
It’s just the tip of the iceburg, my friends. My issues run oh so much deeper.
Anyhoo, I’ve so appreciated all of the links and suggestions to alleviate my doldrums.
As a good little Christian housewife, it’s comforting to know that many of you share my same warped sense of humor.
I compiled a short list of comedians that specialize in clean humor, so they are safe to visit when the children are frolicking nearby. However, if you’re feeling spunky, go back and visit my comments on that post to extract the links that are not as child friendly. As in don’t check them out until ALL THE OFFSPRING ARE SAFELY TUCKED INTO BED.
Frankly, I feel like I’ve had a good ab workout from all the laughing. Without the pesky sweating.
Clean Humor Comedians:
Brian Regan – Pop Tarts
Chonda Pierce (she’s a favorite of mine)
Also, I second Amelia’s “Thou Shalt Laugh” comedy series DVD. We’ve watched that ad nauseum!
Thank you all again, for coming to my rescue!