Comments on: Large Sinkhole Opens Under Wal Mart

By: Half Step from Crazy

Half Step from Crazy — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 13:40:10 +0000

I was trying on clothes in a dressing room once when my two-year-old announced, VERY LOUDLY, “Mommy, you have TWO nipples!”

At least I don’t have three.

By: hisgirlamber

hisgirlamber — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:11:10 +0000

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

By: Valerie

Valerie — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 20:30:23 +0000

So funny!!! Oh my goodness, I was laughing out loud! Oh Wal-Mart does bring us the most interesting stories.

By: Lorisa

Lorisa — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:24:49 +0000

LOL! I worked with a girl who had this weird habit of licking the toilet paper before helping her kids clean up. One day, while in a public restroom, of course, her son started wailing at the top of his voice, “No, Mommy! Don’t lick it!” I figure she was lucky she didn’t go home in handcuffs!

By: Joanna

Joanna — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 07:23:07 +0000

If only that woman had used the blankie strangle hold. It’s where you shove the blanket in the kid’s mouth and tie the ends together.

By: Amy Warden

Amy Warden — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 02:32:10 +0000

That was hilarious!!! Walmart is definitely the place to go if you want to get embarrassed by your kids. Here’s mine: daughter was probably 2 at the time, points at a male customer as we pass by and says in a nice loud voice, “That’s not my daddy!” As if I said he was!!!!

By: Steffj89

Steffj89 — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:38:06 +0000

k….now sometimes dont you just wish that there were certain things issued in the hospital when you have a new babe???
like a portable sinkhole, cloak of invisibility, third arm…LOL
steff

By: Tree Climbing Mom

Tree Climbing Mom — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:46:11 +0000

Why was there no sinkhole at a certain aisle in Target when my son (then age 2) pointed at the cashier and said “She’s big”? I wanted to shout, “Lord, take us now!”

By: rrmama

rrmama — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 17:09:30 +0000

Wait, let me jump in there with you. I have been in the same position. Only it was my 8 year old singing the Batman smells and the the 3 year old wanting to kiss my body parts. Only even better it happened at my beloved Target.

By: Tater Mama

Tater Mama — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:55:15 +0000

I’m surprised no Wal-Mart employee has written a book: “Things I Heard While Working at Wal-Mart.” If a child is going to embarrass his Mama, he’s gonna do it there.

By: Carrie

Carrie — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:20:23 +0000

Oh. My. Goodness. How embarassing!!!

By: Justpassingby

Justpassingby — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:00:50 +0000

Hmmm, reminds me of my own little one at 2+ singing at the top of his voice while sitting in the supermarket cart, “MARY HAD A NIPPLE MAN! NIPPLE MAN! NIPPLE MAN!…” And the song went on and on and on.

We didn’t finish our grocery shopping that day…

And the said 2yo is now a whopping 9, and guffaws to death each time he hears this story 8/

By: Lynn Marie

Lynn Marie — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:38:17 +0000

Yes we love our children!! My daughter once told every male at the food mart – in a loud clear voice -” I have a vagana, want to see?” as she lifted her dress!
Yes we love our children!!! Have I told you that we stopped having children after her? Just think of the stories you will have when she gets married.

By: Lori

Lori — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:20:31 +0000

Hehehehe. Almost as bad as my son yelling “Mommy don’t beat me.” When we were in a grocery store and we were playing a game to keep him occupied. Oh the lovely words of young kids.

Now mine are teens, and they purposefully try to embarrass me. Just wait my friend.

By: Julia

Julia — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:03:45 +0000

This gives me more reason to buy more birth control hahaha!! You had me laughing out loud on this one!