All I Want For Christmas

Dear Santa,

It’s me again. I’ve been really good this year.

Well. I’ve mostly been good, all things considered. You know, what with my 3 children ganging up on me in an attempt to drive me insane.

And it’s a brief drive indeed.

Well. Come to think of it, I’ve been good some of the time.

OKAY. I HAVEN’T KILLED ANYONE.

That being said, I wanted to send my Christmas wish list in a little early. To beat the rush. Because we both know how TIMELY I am.

Yes, that’s a lie as well.

Whatever. Moving on.

I’d like:

1. A box of Godiva Chocolate Coconut Truffles.
2. Wii Fit
3. Super Mario Galaxy
4. Mario Kart
5. A new ice pack. The size of my whole body. (which I realize may over burden the sleigh, but just add a reindeer. Problem solved. Your welcome.)

Thank you in advance,
Fiddledeedee

September 16, 2008

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