First of all, thank you all for all of the lovely singing. Stephanie forwarded all of your birthday wishes and off key singing to me from 5 Minutes for Parenting. I needed kleenex for my tears, and cotton balls for my ears.
Good form, y’all. You make me proud.
And indeed, I ate my way through the day. The pinnacle of my dining experience was when I consumed my body weight in fine Mexican food.
You may recall I was in mourning earlier this year when my favorite Mexican restaurant burned to the ground. A sad day, to be sure. Especially since it was the only Mexican restaurant that I could frequent without someone having to hold my hair afterwards.
I’ll let you think about that for a moment.
Anyhoo. The Phoenix has risen from the ashes. And saints be praised, my favorite Mexican restaurant is BACK. Built from the ground up. And better than ever.
And I may have celebrated a bit too hard. Because I can no longer see my feet. And my measurements may all be the same number. In other words, I resemble a sausage.
Alas. It’s once a year. And as Scarlett once said, “Tomorrow is another day.” And today, my metabolism and I have a long standing date with a certain treadmill that is trying to kill me.
Have a great Monday, y’all!