Otherwise, you will just think I’m a raving lunatic.
But then, after this post, you will be certain I’m a raving lunatic, so it really doesn’t matter. Carry on.
This is all about the mugshot that my computer wouldn’t let me post. Some of you commented, asking Fiddledaddy to step in and work his technological magic so that the offensive photo can be viewed.
In good conscience, I could not ask him to do it. Because he would have said “NO!” As he found it insulting to would-be bank robbers everywhere. Bank robbers are people too, you know.
My sweet husband, who really should be used to me, is now convinced that I’m a few french fries short of a Happy Meal.
My blogging friend, Kelli, commented that she had not received her copy of the photo via e-mail. And I believe she was hurt by this.
Since Kelli and I have a blogging history, and she understands my level of crazy (at least she pretends that she does), and she knows all too well the affects of sleep deprivation, I sent it to her.
With only the caption: “Because you are my friend.” No other explanation.
After a few hours, I hadn’t heard back from her. Unusual, given the circumstances.
I thought I may have pushed the boundary of friendship, and she had deleted me from her hard drive altogether.
So, I checked my outbound e-mail to make sure it was indeed, outbound.
Imagine my horror when I discovered I had sent it to the wrong Kelli. To a Kelli from my MOPS group like 5 years ago. A Kelli who has no idea who I am.
Allrightythen. I quickly followed-up with an e-mail to stranger-Kelli explaining that hackers had commandeered my computer and I was not responsible for the content.
And then a lightening bolt came through the ceiling, knocking me out of my chair, rendering me senseless.
So, I told the truth.
Then I e-mailed the picture to the correct Kelli, telling her of Kelli #1’s misfortune at having received this horrendously frightening photo.
She assured me she would visit me in the poky. And today she let me know that I was now displayed on her computer desktop.
She’s depraved, that Kelli.
All that to say, that I took all of your comments to heart, and I certainly don’t want to disappoint you. What I have done, to honor your requests, is nothing short of brilliant. I took a picture of the image on my screen, and downloaded that into my blog images. It’s not as clear as the original. But, that’s probably for the best.
If this gives you nightmares, it’s your own fault. You should have listened to Mac.
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