Antique Mommy, from whom I was separated at birth, tagged me for this meme. I will now share 6 unimportant factoids about myself. Because I don’t share nearly enough about me on the world wide web.
I mean, it’s not like I would ever admit that I actually bit into a rock, thinking it was chocolate.
Or let me freak flag fly by talking openly about my cramp issues. Which, btw, until recently, would have killed any mortal man.
Or discuss my cuss jar and how I will be able to fund ALL of my children’s college tuition from the profit. When I know good and well that members of the pastoral staff at my church read this blog. And yes, thoughts do count.
Or brag about eating an entire column of Oreos in one sitting.
I would never be that open…..
Here are 6 unimportant facts about me. In no particular order of unimportance.
1.) In high school, I wore bell bottom jeans that measured 18 inches around at the bottom of my matching jean platform shoes.
2.) Donny Osmond put his arm around me when I was 11. He was 13. They called it puppy love.
3.) When I have been
knocked up pregnant, people cannot hide their disbelief at my hugeness. I bring new meaning to the term “great with child.” Small children have stopped and pointed. The elderly and infirm have offered up their seat to me. Entire zip codes have been dedicated in my honor.
4.) I use to play poker with Brad Pitt.
5.) I played a hot box girl in the musical “Guys and Dolls” at a Los Angeles theater. Despite the fact that I only sing at gunpoint. And not in any recognizable key.
6.) I pledged Sigma Kappa Sorority at the University of Texas in San Antonio. Where I earned a BA in BS.
I am in possession of photographic evidence to each of these 6 unimportant facts. If you don’t mind losing another 30 seconds of your life, leave me a comment letting me know which of the above facts you would most like to view. If any.
I will then publish the picture of the evidence which garners the most votes. For clearly, I have nothing left to hide.
If you have not participated in this meme, consider yourself tagged.