While it was not my intention for this post to be about American Idol, since I’m thinking about it, I’d like to give my predictions for the final 4. There’s nothing scientific about my calculations. These are just my favorites. After 4 cups of coffee.
These guys have the most star potential. In my humble opinion. But then, I still dig The Captain & Tennille. Now, Michael John deserves a spot in the top 4, but, he needs to seriously step up his game. I know he’s got it in him. If he did this, he could replace either of the Davids.
Now, back to the post.
Someone in this house, who shall remain nameless, has been giving me untold grief about my choice in pretend boyfriends. Particularly, my 4 decade long relationship with Donny Osmond.
Although, as my 8 year old is fond of saying, “Just because someone has touched you, doesn’t mean you know them.”
Anyhoo. I happen to know, that certain someone that I live with, had a thing for MaryAnn from Gilligan’s Island. While, he’ll be the first to admit that Ginger had it goin’ on, he prefers his women a little more down to earth.
What he’s doing with me, I’ll never know.
It brought me inappropriate pleasure to point out this particular news story to him.
Followed by a head waggle in his general direction.
I believe it is safe to say that Donny Osmond has never sparked a doobie.
I am just sayin’.
So. In your youth, who was your pretend boyfriend? (Or pretend girlfriend, for all two of my male readers.)