My friend Laurel Wreath tagged me for this meme last week. Right after I posted about wanting my family to turn off the TV and pick up a book. So her timing was perfect. When she tagged me, she had this to say “I tag Fiddledeedee because I want to see if she reads (anything) beside blogs, and if she doesn’t, I don’t blame her, her lack of sleep would be the culprit.”
I believe my friend has just thrown down the gauntlet.
I love to tease Laurel Wreath, calling her my cerebral and spiritual friend. And she is. And she’s funny too. I informed her that I wasn’t at at scared or embarrassed to publicize what reading material graces my bathroom nightstand.
So I’ll just throw it out there and see what sticks:
Next 5 books on your to be read shelf:
1. “40 Yards to the Latrine” by Willy Makeit and Betty Wont
2. “Fallen Underwear” by Lucy Lastic
3. “Chauvinistic Men” by A. Lone
4. “Grave Mistakes” by Paul Bearer
5. “Green Spot on the Wall” by Picken & Flicken
Last 4 books you’ve read:
1. “Here’s Puss In Your Eye” by Lance Boyle
2. “The Cat’s Revenge” by Claude Bottom
3. “Severed Joints” by R. M. Less
4. “Rusty Bed Springs” by I.P. Nightly
Last 3 books you’ve borrowed (library or friend)
1. “Uncomfortable Feelings” by Jock Strap (borrowed from Laurel Wreath)
2. “Waiting in Line for the Bathroom” by Ivana Tinkle
3. “Women Rule” by I. M. Write
Last 2 non-fiction books you’ve read:
1. “How to Read a Book” by Paige Turner
2. “I Hit the Wall” by Isadore There
The 1 book you wish everyone would read:
“It Coulda’ Been Worse” by Ima Juvenile
I now tag anyone who is brave like me and is willing to publicly admit what they read.
(Please note: With the exception of the last literary work, I found these titles from a number of different web sites, devoted to funny book titles.)
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You’re a minx! I searched for four of these on Amazon before realising what you were up to!
Oh my goodness! You had me in stitches with those author’s names! Hahahaha! Too funny!
Hilarious! Enjoy your reading!
It was the book by Jock Strap that made me realize what you were up to! Good one! Love it!
I must embarrassinly say that I was so tired this morning that it took me to “Paige Turner” to realize!!! And I was going to make a comment about it too. Yikes. Guess I shouldnt sign anything important in the morning.
Right on!!!! You rock and this post is EXACTLY why I love to read your posts. You’re such a little rebel…and BTW: you have serious issues with bathroom topics. I love it.
I can not….stop…laughing…oh I am going to pee my pants. You should have a NO coffee warning….
Oh my goodess, I don’t think I have laughed this hard at 8:50 AM in the morning.
AND THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU!!!!
“Rusty Bed Springs” by I.P. Nightly
OMGosh that list cracked me up. I am definitely outta the loop on these best sellers
xoxo melzie
Oh. My. goodness. I was reading and reading and thinking wow, I haven’t heard of any of these, until I recognized one and almost fell of my chair. You are too much!
Oh, I. P. Nightly’s work is a-maz-ing! He’s up for a Peebody Award, I think.
(You are a total ham.)
(I mean, not weight-wise.)
Ok— it took me two times through. I haven’t had enough coffee yet- but there you go- that. will. show. her.
ps- your talents of distractions are not lost- but may be transparent-
I shall assume this means you really DO only read blogs!
thnx to laurel for the pee warning. glad I emptied, before I read.
It took me awhile to realize why I hadn’t heard of any of these titles before! Too funny!! I stopped by via a link from Laurel Wreath. Thanks for the laugh! Blessings, Diane
Girls, I tried to be good. Really I did.
And yes, I do read “real” books. I love to read. In fact, I’m reading “Divine Nobodies” by Jim Palmer. Awesome book. And next on my docket is “Stepping Heavenward” by Mrs. E. Prentiss. And it doesn’t even have any pictures. So there.
You always make me laugh!
You are better than coffee.
What a BRAIN!!…I am thinking I needed this yesterday!!! When I first started reading, I thought I’ll join this tag…then changed my mind because there is no way I am that creative! I have not near the books on my shelves!!!!
I will read further on your blog though…..it looks great!
Oh my goodness! You really shouldn’t be reading…you should be WRITING a book! I’d love a signed copy please!
Diane
Too funny. I came over from Laurel’s. She said you were funny! I can not believe I have been missing out on your blog! Thanks for getting me laughing. You have no idea how much I needed it today!
O. My. Word.
Speechless…you had me up until ‘pickin’ and flickin’………..
Laurel Wreath said you needed some encouragement today. Thank you for your funny blog and the joy you bring to us every day. Laughter is truely a gift from God! May you feel God’s strength and joy today.
I almost lost it over Pickin and Flickin. And I seriously cannot believe Laurel Wreath looked up four of these “books” before she caught on. LOL Hysterical. Thanks for making me laugh out loud.
Brilliant! Laurel Wreath posted a warnign re coffee before I read this, and it is just as well!
i need some kind of laugh out loud award for you. that was great!
I am ROFL! Too funny!
You crack me up. XD
You’ll love Stepping Heavenward.
Funny book list, how many has FiddleDaddy read? LOL
Oh my goodness…..followed a link from chickadee. That list was hilarious.
You are too funny
– thanks for sharing your fine reading material …
Be blessed today and always.
You are so funny! You have a great blog and I am happy to have found it!
This is hysterical!
You are just too clever! Absolutely hilarious, too! Thanks!
Dude – you are FUNNY!
These remind me of the sign-offs on NPR’s “Car Talk” show. Very funny.
Over from Laurels blog. Glad I am here. What a hoot!!!
Ooops…you caught me…I forgot to let you know I’d linked you…yet surely you jest: “all these” visitors? I know my readership isn’t that big!
I love a good laugh and this was definitely worth sharing!
Blessings to you!
Fascinating reading list!
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