Comments on: Another Weapon In Her Arsenal http://www.fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/ My view of life from the linoleum. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:28:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: The Preacher's Wife http://www.fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4619 The Preacher's Wife Sat, 21 Apr 2007 17:46:42 +0000 http://fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4619 I am soo glad I'm not the only one who tortures my children..I've often said they will be on a therapists couch before they are 20..:)) My number 3 boy (when he was 4YO) got mad at me one day cuz I wouldn't give him a chocolate bar for breakfast. I was on the phone, ignoring him, and I felt a warm sensation down my leg. Looked down to discover the little creepy kid peeing on me. ON purpose. Aiming. Peeing on my leg cuz he is mad over the candy bar. How do you recover from something like that??! I'll take your advice and maybe just think about peeing back on him..haha I am soo glad I’m not the only one who tortures my children..I’ve often said they will be on a therapists couch before they are 20..:))

My number 3 boy (when he was 4YO) got mad at me one day cuz I wouldn’t give him a chocolate bar for breakfast. I was on the phone, ignoring him, and I felt a warm sensation down my leg. Looked down to discover the little creepy kid peeing on me. ON purpose. Aiming. Peeing on my leg cuz he is mad over the candy bar. How do you recover from something like that??! I’ll take your advice and maybe just think about peeing back on him..haha

]]> By: sprittibee http://www.fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4547 sprittibee Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:29:54 +0000 http://fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4547 Got a good giggle out of this one. One of my favorite sayings around here when the kids get crazy on me is "chokey little neck!!!!" I gleam at them with those Mommy is going to get you eyes and they giggle and run. Of course, I wouldn't choke them, but they enjoy the play-acting. Daddy just tells them he is going to eat their "apple pie bellies". They always try and convince him that their bellies taste like yucky stuff. Of course, you know the stuff they most likely list off... boogars, motor oil, mud, MUSTARD! Revenge is sweet! Maybe your Cailey needs a "knuckle sandwich" (my mom used to give me those with her fist tickling my neck)... or a raspberry on her belly! Sounds like time to take matters into your own hands! Got a good giggle out of this one. One of my favorite sayings around here when the kids get crazy on me is “chokey little neck!!!!” I gleam at them with those Mommy is going to get you eyes and they giggle and run. Of course, I wouldn’t choke them, but they enjoy the play-acting. Daddy just tells them he is going to eat their “apple pie bellies”. They always try and convince him that their bellies taste like yucky stuff. Of course, you know the stuff they most likely list off… boogars, motor oil, mud, MUSTARD! Revenge is sweet! Maybe your Cailey needs a “knuckle sandwich” (my mom used to give me those with her fist tickling my neck)… or a raspberry on her belly! Sounds like time to take matters into your own hands!

]]> By: Katrina http://www.fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4527 Katrina Tue, 17 Apr 2007 00:04:48 +0000 http://fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4527 Okay, so remind me to never accidentally drop any fingernails in your water. I fear you might not exercise the same restraint if it's not one of your daughters. :) Very cute story. Okay, so remind me to never accidentally drop any fingernails in your water. I fear you might not exercise the same restraint if it’s not one of your daughters. :)

Very cute story.

]]> By: CeCe Lane http://www.fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4526 CeCe Lane Mon, 16 Apr 2007 22:47:55 +0000 http://fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4526 I'd consider it and think about it for a long time. I’d consider it and think about it for a long time.

]]> By: Lisa (qtpies7) http://www.fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4525 Lisa (qtpies7) Mon, 16 Apr 2007 22:17:10 +0000 http://fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4525 I'm glad my kids are either a) not vindictive or b) I don't know that they are vindictive, lol. cause they could really get me, you know. Thanks for sharing that, I love hearing all the cute things kids do! I’m glad my kids are either a) not vindictive or b) I don’t know that they are vindictive, lol.
cause they could really get me, you know.

Thanks for sharing that, I love hearing all the cute things kids do!

]]> By: gayle http://www.fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4524 gayle Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:56:07 +0000 http://fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4524 OH MY GOODNESS, YOU MAKE ME LAUGH! I'm repulsed and relieved.....that I'm not the only one with evil thoughts! Mwaahaahaa! Gayle OH MY GOODNESS, YOU MAKE ME LAUGH! I’m repulsed and relieved…..that I’m not the only one with evil thoughts! Mwaahaahaa!

Gayle

]]> By: Butler's Wife http://www.fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4522 Butler's Wife Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:01:30 +0000 http://fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4522 Oh, that Cailey is priceless. Shameless, but priceless. Gotta love a girl who is already concerned about thinger nail problems. Oh, that Cailey is priceless. Shameless, but priceless. Gotta love a girl who is already concerned about thinger nail problems.

]]> By: OneCoolMama http://www.fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4520 OneCoolMama Mon, 16 Apr 2007 20:39:51 +0000 http://fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4520 HeeHee - I like your fake coughing incident - funny, funny. And I'm wondering what kind of thinger nail problem exactly was there that landed one in your glass? That's probably another post all by itself. :) HeeHee – I like your fake coughing incident – funny, funny.
And I’m wondering what kind of thinger nail problem exactly was there that landed one in your glass? That’s probably another post all by itself. :)

]]> By: Thea http://www.fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4519 Thea Mon, 16 Apr 2007 19:13:39 +0000 http://fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4519 LOL!! You had me cracking up (and consequently coughing up a lung) at the fact that you spelled her words phonetically! That's just too good. I sure do like you... LOL!! You had me cracking up (and consequently coughing up a lung) at the fact that you spelled her words phonetically! That’s just too good.

I sure do like you…

]]> By: Melanie http://www.fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4518 Melanie Mon, 16 Apr 2007 18:24:40 +0000 http://fiddledeedee.net/2007/04/16/another-weapon-in-her-arsenal/#comment-4518 You are sooooo funny! I always enjoy your blog! And of course it's okay to think about those kinds of things. What mother wouldn't at least think about it! As long as we don't always act on our thoughts........... You are sooooo funny! I always enjoy your blog! And of course it’s okay to think about those kinds of things. What mother wouldn’t at least think about it! As long as we don’t always act on our thoughts………..

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