Beware of used curriculum

by Fiddledeedee on May 22, 2013

As our homeschooling journey has come to an end, without therapy OR bloodshed, it was time once again to hock my wares at a used curriculum sales.  On Monday morning, I used my minions (students/children) to haul our boxes of no longer needed curriculum to a local sale.  On of the reasons that I love selling at a used curriculum sale, is not to make money, although that’s a perk, but rather to SHOP.  Once I have my table set up, I’m free to peruse other tables in search of needed items for our upcoming year.  In fact I had my trusty clipboard with my I Wish I Wish curriculum items.

It should be noted that my sister-in-law, who shall remain nameless, MOCKED me as my list was not color coded.

I did not find any of my own needed items, but I was able to revel in the joy when one of my dearest co-horts in homeschooling found an Apologia Science Journal that she was looking for.  Only a few pages were filled in, so the $1.00 price tag was a steal.

And then she began reading the pages that had been used.

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Homeschoolers. :)

We have no idea who Bill is.

A good rule of thumb when buying used curriculum would be to always double check the previous owner’s handiwork prior to handing it over to your own children.

This makes me think that I ought to go over our own workbooks with a fine tooth comb before throwing it in the “For Sale” table.

And now I am going to unplug for a nice long weekend as I attend our state homeschool convention.  WHERE THE NEW CURRICULUM hangs out.

My joy knows no bounds.  Have a wonderful weekend, my friends.

DeeDeeSig

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How to score a massage

by Fiddledeedee on May 21, 2013

This morning we made the pilgrimage into Orlando so that I could have testing done to determine the proper Lyme protocol.  I brought my entourage with me in the van.  The children were strapped into the van.  I rode shot gun.

As per usual, the meal of choice was served en route.  I never leave home without a cooler now. This facilitates snacking opportunities for the offspring and gluten free options for me so that I don’t die during my daily errands.

Jensen was gnawing on something directly behind me and began coughing.  He coughs all the time, mainly because ALL THE DINOSAUR ROARING irritates his throat.  So I’ve perfected the art of ignoring him.  Fiddledaddy, ever on high alert, looked into the rear view mirror and noticed the child holding his throat and not able to breathe.  I began paying attention when I detected the urgency in his voice, “ARE YOU OKAY BUDDY?”

I heard a barely audible Jensen quietly say no.

I threw my phone and glasses down onto the floorboard and whipped my head around to assess the situation.  The rest of me remained affixed to the passenger seat because I hadn’t unbuckled yet.  I’m fairly sure my head did a 180.  It was just like a scene from the Exorcist.  But without the pea soup.

Since we were hurtling down the freeway,  Fiddledaddy had to pull onto the shoulder and come to a rapid stop.  Before I could get to the boy, his father was out the driver’s side door and sprinting around the van to open Jensen’s door.  So then not only did I fear my son choking, I also envisioned a semi plowing into the back of us.

Because that’s how I roll.

What we gathered was that Jensen had been eating a snack cracker and it was lodged in his throat.  He was breathing, but there were big crocodile tears in his eyes and he couldn’t talk.  Water would not go down.  Fiddledaddy stood him up and had him raise his arms up over his head.  After a time that seemed like an eternity, the cracker made its way down.  All the while I was watching through the back window of the van, ready to alert everyone to BRACE YOURSELVES.  The boy did a bit of gagging and there was some talk of a search for a plastic bag should vomit enter the fray.  I eyed the forest, mentally preparing for a quick exit.  Alas, everything settled.

Once we were again safely tucked into our seat belts, we breathed a sigh of relief and continued on our journey.

Jensen immediately asked for something else to eat.

As I was about to turn and deny his request, I learned that I had a muscle spasm taking up residence in my upper left shoulder.  Undoubtedly from all the whipping around.  And years and years of pent up stress.  And yes, the INFLAMMATION that has over taken me.

Some days I’m like Tim Conway’s Little Old Man from the Carol Burnett shuffling through my day.

But with slightly better hair.

We arrived safely and the appointment went fine.  As long as I didn’t have to look to the left.  Or the right.

After arriving back home, Fiddledaddy brilliantly suggested I call our chiropractor to see if their massage therapist had any openings.  He knows my love language.  They were able to fit me in at 4.

BEST MASSAGE I’VE EVER HAD.  EVER.

So good in fact that when I stumbled out of the massage sanctuary, I looked and felt like I’d had 4 too many Martinis.

I’ll be getting the new Lyme protocol likely by next week.

I’m pretty sure I’m going to insist that an occasional massage is involved.

DeeDeeSig

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Mold be gone

by Fiddledeedee on May 20, 2013

I had some awfully good news last Friday.  During a time when a little good news can go a very long way.  As I’ve been harping, I evidently have significant mold exposure, made worse by my Lyme Disease.  A couple of months ago we had our air conditioner and the vents cleaned.  Our air conditioner was full of mold.  THANK YOU FLORIDA.  And to add insult to injury, we were awfully excited to learn that our vents were never properly sealed and we have thusly been air conditioning the attic for the last 14 years.

Yes, we had a home inspection before closing.

No, they didn’t discover this.  However, they did discover that our builder left the dryer vent open to the attic, instead of directing the air out of the roof.

{{{Not bitter.  It’s still a good roof over our head.}}}

Anyhoo.  We have been assuming that we have mold in our shower, because a crack had formed.  And there was some pretty significant mold along the grout.

Every time I thought about the pending bathroom demolition that I was certain was in my immediate future, I seriously considered taking up with a bottle of hard liquor.

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Which wouldn’t make the mold disappear, but would aid me in not caring so much.

We had a couple of different tile and plumber type people out to look at it.  The consensus was that they couldn’t tell what they were dealing with or how much it would cost until the tile was ripped out.

Fiddledaddy kept searching, and found a company that specialized in cleaning and re-grouting.  They came very highly recommended.  After an in-home consultation, the owner of the company felt that we were only looking at surface mold.  So we scheduled them to come and work their magic.

I left the house early on Friday with the children, and Fiddledaddy stayed to inhale the fumes and dust particles.  At some point during the day, he called me to tell me that they did check behind the tile, and there was no mold in our walls.  They were able to clean out the area where the crack occurred.  When I left, the shower looked like this:

Tile_before

Do not judge my housekeeping prowess.  No amount of cleaner or bleach would lessen these stains.  And my gifts are evident in other areas.  I’m not sure where.  But definitely not in the bathroom.

When I returned home, my shower looked like this:

Tile_after

Yes, the shower is the size of a coffin.  But it’s a clean coffin.

DeeDeeSig

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A Fraud Alert

by Fiddledeedee on May 16, 2013

I hate talking about serious stuff.  I’d much prefer blathering on about lizards, menopause, and vomit.  But I wanted to share something with you all that might save you a big headache and a lot of time.  And sadly, it involves one of my favorite places to shop online.

A while back, I learned from a friend that her Walmart.com account had been hacked, and merchandise was fraudulently charged to her account.  Walmart was less than helpful.  It seems that Walmart.com does not have the security system in place that one would hope when entrusting them with your private information.

I took the hint and went into my Walmart.com account and made certain that I had no credit card information linked, and I changed my password.

Recently, my SIL received an email from Walmart thanking her for $400 worth of e-cards recently purchased with her credit card.  She didn’t make such a purchase.  Again, Walmart was less than helpful and told her that if she had called immediately (evidently 2 hours had lapsed since she checked her email) they could have stopped the purchase.  Thankfully her credit card company reversed the charges.

This morning I received an official-looking email from Walmart.com thanking me for the purchase of a $900 wide screen television.  And evidently I am very generous, because I was shipping it to someone else in another part of the country.

Because I’m married to a technological genius with just a touch of paranoid on the side, I knew not to click any links within the email.  Instead I went to my browser and typed in the Walmart.com site, I signed in, and checked to make sure there were no open orders.  There were none.  Then I double checked with my credit card to make sure nothing was amiss.

Fiddledaddy knew how to hover over the links with the mouse to check the return addresses of the email, and they did not go back to Walmart.com.  This is known as a phishing scheme, designed to get you to click on an official looking link, leading you back to a fraudulent site that looks like the real thing.  At this point they can get you to sign in with your real log in information and they would then be free to view private information such as your credit card number.  Or your bra size.  If you purchase your bras online.  I do not.  But I digress.

We contacted Walmart.com and they concurred that this is what happened, and they told us to forward the fraudulent email to Spam@uce.gov.

We use a fraud insurance company, but I still don’t want to leave myself open for someone stealing our information/identity.

And by the way, someone has filed a fraudulent tax return in my husband’s name, using his social security number TWO YEARS IN A ROW.  That was a headache.  As you might imagine, our government took nearly a year to get our refund back to us last year.  And if the government is involved, the fraud insurance companies can do nothing to help you.

Be diligent, my friends.  These are turbulent times.

Stepping gently down off of my soap box.

DeeDeeSig

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Lyme Aid and the Gluten Free Factor

May 15, 2013

Thank you everyone for your sweet comments and private messages and prayers regarding my Lyme Disease resurgence. As I mentioned, I was scheduled to meet with my Lyme doctor in Orlando on Monday morning.  Since this was the day that followed Mother’s Day, and Fiddledaddy intuitively knew I was a little down in the dumps [...]

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